Women arrested for stealing clothes, concealing them in their fat folds

Two Oklahoma women were arrested yesterday for shoplifting $2,600 worth of clothes from TJ Maxx by concealing them in fat folds on their bodies.

And before you start thinking they were just taking t-shirts, these ladies somehow fit in four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves. According to arresting officer James Hamm, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."

 

Ironically, I will now never be able to eat again.

Complete story over at the Orlando Sentinel: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,1507798.story