And before you start thinking they were just taking t-shirts, these ladies somehow fit in four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves. According to arresting officer James Hamm, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."
Ironically, I will now never be able to eat again.
Complete story over at the Orlando Sentinel: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,1507798.story